Hey all—first and foremost I want to say that I’m a huge supporter and user of Animal Products. I’ve nearly used them all, from Pak to Pump to Stak to you name it. And I’ve had great success with them. So much so—that I literally use nothing else. I had been eyeing Animal Test for a while, one of the few I hadn’t tried, and figured what the heck...I’ll give it a shot before an upcoming beach trip. A few extra pounds of lean mass won’t look good on me, said no one ever. Anyway—enter Animal Test.Day 1: I worked out abnormally close to bedtime. I’m typically a first thing in the morning guy. But I decided on an afternoon workout due to work, which ended up being a night workout, due to work. I took Test (with food) and waited about an hour and a half. Then took my Stak, followed shortly thereafter by my Pump. I didn’t “feel” anything. But I attributed this to it being the first time I’d use the product. Maybe it takes a couple doses? The one thing I did notice about my workout, was that I felt completely devoid of a pump, at all. Which is strange. Because on Stak and Pump, my body normally feels like the muscles are trying to break through the skin. I chalked it up to being exhausted. Took a shower, went to bed. Nothing crazy.Day 2: It was a Friday. So I felt confident I’d be off of work in time to get in an early evening workout. I took Test with lunch. I wanted to see if there was any efficacy with about 4-5 hours between it and my workout. For the first few hours, life went on normally. About the time I headed home (early around 3p), is when the trouble began. I noticed the my right ear had somewhat of a tinnitus or ringing sensation. Almost like a low buzz to it. It was shortly followed by the same sensation in the left. My eyesight also felt and appeared funky. I threw on my workout clothes and headed to my garage gym. I was in for a quick back workout, because I was expecting guests.The entire workout I felt light headed. Ears buzzing. Again, no pump at all—I even did 4 sets of curls to see if I was just being mental. Alas, no pump. Low energy. No sweating (even though the garage was 90 degrees). I felt freezing cold as soon as I walked back into the house. I also wear a fitness watch when I lift. My heart rate was jumping entire 5-10bpm at a time. My HR normally sits between 90-125ish during a lift. I saw it steady the entire time from 152-178, bouncing around for no rhyme or reason. I was growing a little concerned, and after 24 minutes I decided I needed to stop until I got past whatever was causing this.Off to the grocery store I went. On the way I started to wonder if I was experiencing blood pressure side effects due to the Yohimbe. The ringing in my ears had become more of a pressure—like my head wanted to pop. So I opted to stop at the drug store and buy a rather nice blood pressure device. The first read was around 130/88. Much higher than than my normal 120/65. However, I drove on, seeing that the reading, while elevated, was not apparently dangerous.In the grocery store, I immediately started feeling worse. My hands and feet grew extremely cold and had a swelling sensation. At this point I started to become very anxious. I found my way to the pharmacy section and the blood pressure machine you can sit down at and use in the store. 141/85ish. At this point I’m googling blood pressure charts because I’ve never needed to know how bad that actually was. This is also around the time the frequent urination started. I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that I was taking full bathroom breaks to pee, every 10-15 minutes. My body was absolutely freaking out. I make it out to my vehicle, use the home blood pressure device I had purchased again—it confirmed the 140+/85+ reading.I make it home. At this point it I feel completely out of sorts. My motor skills felt similar to how I’d function after 4-5 beers. Everything was slow and clunky. I continue hydrating due to how rapidly I’d been urinating. The peeing continues. I just have taken blood pressure readings every 7-10 minutes for 5 hours. Sometimes they came in around 130/80, but I continued to see higher readings as it bounced all over the place. Then, my BP pinnacles at a reading of 149/97. Mind you, this is like 8 hours after taking Test. I notice my tongue feels swollen, and for a second wondered if I was having an allergic reaction to something. This eventually goes away with additional hydration. But after that reading I had essentially made the decision to go to the ER. I thought I was about to die. Literally.Moments before I’m about to leave for the ER,I feel a heatwave slowly creep up on my body. And like that, I was through it. I took Test around 1pm, and this episode ended just prior to midnight. About 30 minutes after my body regained it’s “warmth,” I was able to get a far more normal BP reading of around 125/67, my motor skills returned to normal, the swelling feeling In my arms and hands stopped, and the constant urination stopped. I do have some residual stomach pain as I type this. Throughout the episode I found that I felt hungry, but had no appetite—I simply could only get down a bite or two of food at a time without feeling like I was going to vomit.Moral of the story? The warnings are on the jar for a reason. I was clearly one of the few people that this stuff really disagreed with. I only went into so much detail because I wish I had seen a post on this while I was anxiously searching for Animal Test reviews that mirrored my experience. I hope it helps someone in the future, not freak out like I did.I guess it’s back to pak, stak, and pump for me. I’m not saying this is a bad product, it just didn’t work for me. Well, it worked. But it just didn’t do good things to me. Best of luck to those who give it a shot! Read more

I have had many kinds of Test products, but this one is the strongest one (and one of the most expensive ones). It gives me a good push and a serious drive in any way. I felt stronger and bigger when I start taking the second consecutive can. If you are serious about gaining muscle, then it shouldn't hurt too much to try 2 cans of this product just for once. I recommend this to guys above the age of 35 who's been working out regularly for at least one full year. Read the instruction before trying it.-Update on June 20, 2022I still love this product. The difference is very clear between the on-cycle and the off-cycle. I take this product when I want to gain weight around winter and stop using it around summer. This is strong enough that I don't have to take other supplements. I wanted to update this review to let people know that this can give you a side effect or two. I am Asian with no or little smell from armpit sweat, but this gave me some smell on my armpit. It went away right after I stop taking it. I think it does something to the hormone. This might be the reason for taking it by a cycle. The side effects will probably be different for everyone, so I suggest paying attention to your body when taking this. Read more

Within an hour of taking this my energy level at least doubled. My aches an pains also disappeared. I felt 30 years younger. After several days my body got used to it and the effect was more subtle. Read more

I’m still a fan of Animal products. I’ve used pak, flex, cuts, and PM.I decided to try Test since I wanted to cycle on to something more aggressive to see if I could squeeze out more performance.I’m a 32 year old male, 6’4” 220lbs at around 16-18% body fat. I exercise semi-regularly (I just finished an MBA so was only doing 1-2 workouts a week then). I get 5-9 hours of sleep at night with a semi-flexible schedule.I’ve taken the product only ~4 times but don’t want to risk it anymore.During the day I take it, I experience elevated pulse during and after my workout easily for 8 hours plus 20-50 bpm (workout - resting). It is a really bad jitter causing manic-like energy.I’ve noticed that around 1-2 days after use my body will develop extreme acid reflux and I’ll get the worst migraine I’ve had - strong enough to put me out for a day vomiting. After a night or so of rest I’m back to normal.The entire process runs about 3 days, and has happened the past 3 times I’ve taken the product.I think the company is great, I love the other products and will continue to use, but I’m going to pass here. I want to share my experience as a heads up.Good luck to everyone with their fitness goals. Read more

This stuff is a stimulant. I take it in the afternoon for a boost into the late evening. After 3 weeks of taking it about 5 days a week I'm much more active and motivated. At 44 yo it really seems to help. I'm recovering faster as well as some benefits in the bedroom. I have noticed that I'm more aggressive and tenacious. I use several UN products and always have great results. Read more

Only day 1 but I can feel it. Not as sore as anticipated post workout. Increased energy but not jittery, just calm and focused with a sense of wellbeing and confidence. I took it in the morning after eating 4 eggs for breakfast and then hit the gym. Read more

Animal test is an interesting products. If you plan on buying this get ready to be taking tons of pills every day but if you're a man you are going to feel great with in two weeks. And I'm not lying. I'm not sure if it actually based in my testosterone but I definitely felt better as a man and sex was amazing. I felt more confident in everything I was doing including work and the gym. Read more

Amazing product. Gained 10lbs of muscle in a month, and was noticeably stronger every week of the cycle. Must have a good diet plan ready and workout hard. My aches and pains went away and could just focus on getting better. Read more